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Basic Bitches

June 28, 2016

Officially, this is the first and last post I will write about Basic Bitches. I will never waste my time getting to know one because I now understand the signs.

What is a basic bitch?

This is the best definition:

Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. She is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. She believers herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. She believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. She is typical and a dime a dozen.

or

a bum-ass woman who think she the shit but really ain’t

So… what happened?

I was freaked out by one. I never learn! She gave a fake illusion that she was a Bad Bitch on the first date. We made it to 3 date then the basicness came out.

1st date was ok, nothing special tho.

2nd date was great, but I now blame the cool environment and the alcohol.

3rd date was awful. So awful my body could sence the bad vibe and >my nose bled<

She could be summed up like this:

Depressive, basic, annoying, cautious, weary, slow, boring, tamed…

NO FLARE.

Finally we argued about… I can’t even remember what! But it was a good thing because it saved time. Basic Bitches suit basic people and will have basic children

My friends say:

S – you’ll get bored soon

R – you need to kiss a hot bitch ASAP

F – next

Warning: If you ever meet a Bad Bitch TEST HER ASAP. Say random mad shit to see if she reacts. Dont waste your time on Basic Bitches. They will not lift you up. AT ALL! Plentyyyyyyyyy more options out there.

 

 

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